NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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