Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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