idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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