Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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