I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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