everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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