I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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