So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
