I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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