as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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