your room smells of hookers.
And success
North Korea, Best Korea!
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
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He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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