would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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