margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
It's Friday. Sex?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I love having hate sex.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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