I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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