k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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