He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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