i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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