So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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