Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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