I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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