turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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