Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
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I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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