He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
