My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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