I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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