the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Pants 0. Shit 1.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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