I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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