Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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