He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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