i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
