wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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