no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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