thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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