Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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