let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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