Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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