didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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