How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I pour the whiskey from now on
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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