i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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