Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize