I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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