So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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