Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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