I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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