Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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