I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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