Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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