I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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