haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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