Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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