her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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