how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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