His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
We are all done wearing pants today
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
dude. I can hear the air.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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