butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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