i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
