Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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